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Both Asda and Tesco have signed up medium-name celebrities for milk adverts:

Tesco is championed by Martin Clunes. Clunes always gives me the horrors. I can't explain it but they're there.

Asda has put Paul Whitehouse on the prow. He's the Jack Palance of England and is famous for his "No. No. No." catchphrase.

If you're all surface and no brains, you won't keep thinking. But if you look closer there's a LOT more going on. EVERYONE is trying to sell you milk. What's the underlying reason?

In the last hour I've had Clunes, Whitehouse and now my husband trying to flog milk at me. Asda and Tesco have gone down the 'traditional' route of showing celebrities guzzling cow-juice on television. So far, I have NOT been influenced.

In contrast, Herman's strategy was poorly planned but effective (he came running in from the garden and told me we'd run out of milk).

It was persuasive and targeted, which puts him yards ahead of the herd. On the bad side, he was all of a dither and panting so the message was unpleasant to receive and took a LONG time to understand.

He's lying down now and breathing irregularly, which may be a first for an advertising medium. Scoop! You read it HERE first!

Comments

June 12, 2007 3:51 PM
 
I recently spotted ageing boy-band Westlife learing out of a bus shelter poster and proclaiming milk's general goodness. I'm not convinced however as drinking it had rendered them all incapable of licking their top lips.
 
 
June 12, 2007 4:07 PM
 
Alan - that sounds like a sore sight for eyes and no mistake. Haunting. I'm suspicious of this sudden activity in milk marketing. Why the big push? We don't want a 'soylent milk' situation on our hands.
 
 
June 12, 2007 4:18 PM
 
So the message should be YOU have run out of milk. Kind of like your country needs you, but you know, less so.
 
 
June 13, 2007 9:46 AM
 
I've been thinking of this all night (not a wink of sleep) and the ONLY conclusion is that celebrities know something about milk that the rest of us don't. I think they're trying to tell us something. If anyone else can think of celebrity milk campaigners, start listing them here.
 
 
June 13, 2007 10:07 AM
 
I was more worried by VIctoria Wood flogging bread at Asda. Only a matter of time, surely, before they sign up Alan Bennet?
 
 
June 14, 2007 2:27 PM
 
David Beckham promotes the drinking of milk. But in the US only ... What can this mean?
 
 
June 15, 2007 9:45 AM
 
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've also noticed a LOT of cheese adverts recently, and they're made out of milk. Conclusion = we must be awash with the stuff.
 
 
June 17, 2007 7:39 PM
 
Mrs B. I don't want to give away valuable "Inside advertising" secrets here... But the reason so many celebrities advertise stuff is 'cos they get paid to do it. That's why "Becks" is doing it... "Posh" keeps blowing the housekeeping on big sunglasses and stuff. Now that she's got Rodeo Drive just round the corner from "Spice Mansion" "Becks will be endorsing everything from cough drops to anti-freeze. But promise to keep all this under hat. Cheers/George
 
 
June 19, 2007 1:07 PM
 
1st of all, you need to know that Martin Clunes is my big brother and I'm TELLING ! *White*house is a poor choice for milk marketing, were his 1st name Humphrey or his surname *White*juice than he'd be the obvious choice for any LSD respecting creative director Socceratti have plugged milk to kids since time immemorial so I think it apt that they hand over the task to our funnymen Quite why the Hugh Dennis charachter Mr Strange wasn't considered I'll never know, his "Milky Milky" catchphrase is a surefire viral meme winner type thing with the kids I'll end this short lecture with a line from Blackadders Christmas Special "But Mr. B, What ever happened to the milk of human kindness ?" "It's gone off Baldrick, it STINKS !"
 
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