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Hilariously, the MoD has decided to stop their staff taking laptops home, so that no one can steal them, and the personal data included therein. Excuse me for being a bit pedantic here, but isn’t the whole idea of a laptop the fact that they are portable? Maybe I do miss that Oxbridge education after all – simple solutions to simple problems like this are worth their weight in gold.

As far as kneejerk reactions go, that takes the chocolate digestive. These people are tasked with defending this nation, for goodness sake. Presumably, as the tax payer has paid for these officials to have portable computers, they need to work remotely some or all of the time?

The questions should revolve around what was such sensitive data doing on the laptop in the first place, and how good was the encryption supposedly applied to the files.

The answer to the first one is probably convenience or negligence. But if the answer to the second is ‘James Bond would find it hard to get into that file’, the problem may be less serious than the tabloids think.

Again, it all comes down to a lack of procedures. Files including such an incredible level of personal details on people who are or might become members of our armed forces are obviously sensitive. Letting them be downloaded to a laptop should be a breach of procedures. Then leaving the said laptop in your car is adding insult to injury. 

Interestingly enough, just to amuse the officials at the MoD who banned laptops leaving the building, I have only ever lost one laptop on my watch. Not even mine. It belonged to someone who had left, and I was sort of babysitting it. I left it on his desk to work on the next day, and in the morning, it was gone.

They are portable you see, people steal them.

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January 24, 2008 9:16 AM
 
Clearly Hugh these people are too stupid to own laptops. What idiot leaves a laptop in a car. It only ever reminds me of my favourite Dutch sign "Your car is not a shopping basket".
 
 
January 24, 2008 10:02 AM
 
Agreed Gordon. I'd also like to know why anyone would want that amount of data on their laptop. It allegedly included bank details, home addresses and every personal field one can imagine. It is beyond puerile, especially considering the security risks involved. The lunatics seem to have already taken over the asylum...and they have access to really big guns. Scary,
 
 
January 24, 2008 12:48 PM
 
Again, it all comes down to a lack of procedures. Err.....a complete lack of procedures or complete failure of employees to abide by them. Surely a centralised system where you can access from your laptop via encryption or secure password would be more logical.
 
 
January 24, 2008 2:12 PM
 
Logical? This lot are run by a government who thought John Prescott would make a fine deputy prime minister!
 
 
January 25, 2008 1:09 AM
 
Hugh... I thought it was impossible to steal anything in Britain now... Isn't there a CCTV camera on every corner. At least there was in the last Bourne movie I saw. Anyway... Maybe it's because if you work at the MoD, on your way out, every time you salute a superior, you drop your laptop and it breaks... See, there's always a reason if you think about it long enough... Time for a drink. Cheers/George
 
 
January 25, 2008 8:57 AM
 
Breaking them would be an improvement on losing them, George!
 
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